At the age of 12 he finally tracked them down and moved back in with them! Favourite radio: I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, The Weekender. Place of birth: Sorry, I'm still recovering from the shock of seeing my age in print! Find me someone who can talk rubbish better than me! And I came here to be happy really. I can imagine answers and people say to me, did he love you? There was no note, so you then go through this kind of - I went looking for notes - it was just bizarre. Bernie loves music, he studied the piano and after three years finally worked out what it was! I cannot believe that I work in a box of magic. Other people seem to laugh at me.
That would be the tip of the iceberg! The exams you have to go through! No-one would, would they who knew me? Favourite food: Cooked by someone else. Bernie, 54 — once said to be the Beeb's highest paid local presenter outside London on £70,000 — waded into after Sir Michael on November 1. Radio heroes: Noel Edmonds, Humphrey Lyttleton, Kenny Everett, Les Ross. Favourite vice: Went to Amsterdam - draw your own conclusions. He and his dog, Riley has a cult following and his forthcoming Evening With Bernie Keith at Derngate on January 23, 2016, sold out within hours. I look it but I use every trick in the book to get them on my side. I stuck it for six months.
I jumped before I was pushed. Eventually I got in there at 16. Starsign: Aquarius Grew up in: Devon 1st Job: Accountant 1st snog: We don't do 'tongues' in Long Buckby 1st Car: Mini Metro 1st ever record: I'm A Tiger by Lulu Favourite Things Food: Camembert Cheese Sandwich filling: Salmon Place in the world: Slapston Sands, Devon Place in Northamptonshire: The Bluebell Wood, Badby Item in Wardrobe: Comfy cardigan bought in 1979. Nowadays, when not be saucy on-air, he's to be seen in the garden at Bucky Acres shoving a creeper up his trellis. And not that slowly either.
Favourite book: Last Night of the Watch Paul Monette , Tales of the City Armistead Maupin , Funnymen Ted Heller. I never thought it would happen and there was something wrong with me. That, I believe, is my main purpose in life. Favourite car: Not had that many, but anything with a soft-top - like the look of the Audi A4. Favourite movie: Broadway Danny Rose.
What am I meant to do? Journalist Jane Merrick also reported him to Downing Street in 2003. Whatever next: the Attorney General pleasuring himself with a lettuce?! When my folks were alive I used to go down to Devon and my heart would kind of lift. Favourite drink: Verve Clicquout champagne. And he accepts that the majority of his audience will be women of a certain age. And I say yes he did. Have you seen the price of fat balls? He - somehow - started his professional career as an accountant. My purpose really is just to cheer people up.
Charles gave me gays and lesbians. Comedy Heroes: Frankie Howerd, Woody Allen, Bob Monkhouse, Kenneth Williams. I love it and I spend, like half an hour at my window hypnotised by these goldfinches. It struck me as a box of magic and it still does. Is it an age thing? Listen to Bern every weekday between 9am and 12am. Favourite sport: Any that's been rained off.
It was his love of the countryside that later found 'home' in Long Buckby where he has firmly settled. The world has gone bonkers. . Favourite music: The Smiths, Bee Gees, Bill Withers, Chris Isaak, Dusty Springfield, Coldplay. .
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